Pagzedjopkinfatgilfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud slug.

Pagzedjopkinfatgilfarn created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagzedjopkinfatgilfarn, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pagzedjopkinfatgilfarn, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pagzedjopkinfatgilfarn's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Pagzedjopkinfatgilfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.