Rull is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful unicorn.

Rull created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rull, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rull, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rull's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rull's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about fire.