Limbepdan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, compassionate dragon.

Limbepdan created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limbepdan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Limbepdan, he will boil you in a big pot.

Limbepdan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Limbepdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Limbepdan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always obey Limbepdan's priests.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dogs while wearing turquoise shorts.