Bonksasxuckkomren is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful alligator.

Bonksasxuckkomren created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonksasxuckkomren, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonksasxuckkomren, she will torture you forever.

Bonksasxuckkomren's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bonksasxuckkomren's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not keep five doves in a large pit.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Bonksasxuckkomren in the centre of the settlement.