Dantuncidhin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous weasel.

Dantuncidhin created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dantuncidhin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dantuncidhin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dantuncidhin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dantuncidhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five sheep in a large pit.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.