Niglipfod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fast manatee.

Niglipfod created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niglipfod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Niglipfod, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Niglipfod's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Niglipfod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always look after injured porpoises.

5. Do not hop in public.