Kanpidcit is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, flying
cat.
Kanpidcit created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kanpidcit, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Kanpidcit, he will be mildly annoyed.
Kanpidcit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Kanpidcit's Holy Commandments1. Run away from violet ducks, for they are unholy.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.