Mutnilpad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, irritating fly.

Mutnilpad created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Mutnilpad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mutnilpad, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Mutnilpad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mutnilpad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Mutnilpad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.