Getwonjarnran is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty butterfly.

Getwonjarnran created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getwonjarnran, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Getwonjarnran, it will turn you into a mole.

Getwonjarnran's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Getwonjarnran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Getwonjarnran loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Hide from white monkeys for they are unholy.