Fetvidtabtarligsagweglist is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, competent dryad.

Fetvidtabtarligsagweglist created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetvidtabtarligsagweglist, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fetvidtabtarligsagweglist, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fetvidtabtarligsagweglist's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fetvidtabtarligsagweglist's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Fetvidtabtarligsagweglist must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Hide from green dolphins for they are unholy.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.