Xinyakwatsaw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful wombat.

Xinyakwatsaw created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinyakwatsaw, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xinyakwatsaw, it will turn you into a dog.

Xinyakwatsaw's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Xinyakwatsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not take Xinyakwatsaw's name in vain.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Worship no other gods but Xinyakwatsaw.