Catdadjap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart tapir.

Catdadjap created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catdadjap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Catdadjap, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Catdadjap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Catdadjap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.