Tadxuckkip is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tranquil tapir.

Tadxuckkip created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tadxuckkip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadxuckkip, she will ignore you.

Tadxuckkip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tadxuckkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never paint your legs pink.

3. Never run near foxes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.