Rillvangad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, tranquil hummingbird.

Rillvangad created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillvangad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rillvangad, it will make you grow a tail.

Rillvangad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Rillvangad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never jump in the presence of gulls.