Jonlunmig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, caring wolf.

Jonlunmig created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonlunmig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jonlunmig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jonlunmig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Jonlunmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jonlunmig.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Erect three copper sculptures of Jonlunmig on top of important buildings.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.