Gadnuttxen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring gnu.

Gadnuttxen created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadnuttxen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gadnuttxen, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gadnuttxen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gadnuttxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven grasshopers in a large pit.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. You must pray to Gadnuttxen four times a day.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Do not sprint in public.