Vanpagsug is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful crow.

Vanpagsug created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Vanpagsug, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vanpagsug, she will turn you into a plant.

Vanpagsug's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Vanpagsug's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Worship no other gods but Vanpagsug.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not sing in public.