Misyartipbig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered beaver.

Misyartipbig created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Misyartipbig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Misyartipbig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Misyartipbig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Misyartipbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Do not take Misyartipbig's name in vain.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Never think about special relativity near cats while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing eight silver spheres on your arms.