Lidfunbus is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonest deer.

Lidfunbus created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Lidfunbus, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lidfunbus, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lidfunbus' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Lidfunbus' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always obey Lidfunbus' priests.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Pray towards the west.