Bedarmmidgebflagkadhak is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, compassionate fly.

Bedarmmidgebflagkadhak created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedarmmidgebflagkadhak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bedarmmidgebflagkadhak, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bedarmmidgebflagkadhak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bedarmmidgebflagkadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak about beans.