Nadflydud is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient cow.

Nadflydud created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadflydud, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nadflydud, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nadflydud's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nadflydud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nadflydud's name in vain.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Nadflydud in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.