Pakbepnib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking octopus.

Pakbepnib created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakbepnib, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pakbepnib, it will turn you into a sheep.

Pakbepnib's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Pakbepnib's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Never hurt moths.