Cissfossmet is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak lion.

Cissfossmet created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissfossmet, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cissfossmet, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cissfossmet's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cissfossmet's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not take Cissfossmet's name in vain.

4. Worship no other gods but Cissfossmet.

5. Cissfossmet loves snakes, so they must be honoured.