Kamtenpag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, selfish rat.

Kamtenpag created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamtenpag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kamtenpag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kamtenpag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kamtenpag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.