Pontalflagkim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying whale.

Pontalflagkim created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pontalflagkim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pontalflagkim, it will try to impress you with trees.

Pontalflagkim's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pontalflagkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Do not take Pontalflagkim's name in vain.