Hivpibfumpoddog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthinking goat.

Hivpibfumpoddog created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivpibfumpoddog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hivpibfumpoddog, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hivpibfumpoddog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hivpibfumpoddog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. You must pray to Hivpibfumpoddog five times a day.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Worship no other gods but Hivpibfumpoddog.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.