Xuckripran is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, smart rat.

Xuckripran created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckripran, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xuckripran, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Xuckripran's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xuckripran's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mice.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.