Madtamnell is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, kind fish.

Madtamnell created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Madtamnell, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Madtamnell, she will think nothing of it.

Madtamnell's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Madtamnell's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Madtamnell loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.