Dunvolwad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful eagle.

Dunvolwad created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunvolwad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dunvolwad, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dunvolwad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dunvolwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide from white cats for they are unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.