Rannillshav is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, duplicitous camel.

Rannillshav created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rannillshav, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rannillshav, it will send you a sign.

Rannillshav's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rannillshav's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rannillshav.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Worship no other gods but Rannillshav.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Rannillshav in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Rannillshav in the centre of the settlement.