Ragwapdiss Gancudflag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, selfish hummingbird.

Ragwapdiss Gancudflag created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragwapdiss Gancudflag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ragwapdiss Gancudflag, he will cry a lot.

Ragwapdiss Gancudflag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ragwapdiss Gancudflag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine capybaras approach from the north.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Ragwapdiss Gancudflag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.