Babpidfud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced bear.

Babpidfud created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babpidfud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Babpidfud, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Babpidfud's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Babpidfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to moths while wearing skirts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near voles while wearing magenta dresses and balancing four titanium spheres on your arms.

4. Do not take Babpidfud's name in vain.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.