Pidlunflat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving swan.

Pidlunflat created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidlunflat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pidlunflat, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pidlunflat's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pidlunflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.