Kenbeping is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered eagle.

Kenbeping created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Kenbeping, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenbeping, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kenbeping's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Kenbeping's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Kenbeping on top of all buildings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Worship no other gods but Kenbeping.