Narbessgignigmapbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring hare.

Narbessgignigmapbaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narbessgignigmapbaf, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narbessgignigmapbaf, he will remove you from existence.

Narbessgignigmapbaf's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Narbessgignigmapbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shave your head.