Dib is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, boastful dragonfly.

Dib created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dib, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dib, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dib's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Dib on top of important buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.