Narcebcum is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair shark.

Narcebcum created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narcebcum, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narcebcum, she will come to you in dreams.

Narcebcum's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Narcebcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Narcebcum's priests.

2. Narcebcum loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Hide if four ants approach from the south.

5. Never talk about gulls.