Tinwegrat Timhotcapdaglablen is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking yak.

Tinwegrat Timhotcapdaglablen created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinwegrat Timhotcapdaglablen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tinwegrat Timhotcapdaglablen, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tinwegrat Timhotcapdaglablen's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Tinwegrat Timhotcapdaglablen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine ducks approach from the west.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tinwegrat Timhotcapdaglablen.

5. Run away if three capybaras approach from the east.