Cetfosslap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic newt.

Cetfosslap created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetfosslap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cetfosslap, he will strike you with lightening.

Cetfosslap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cetfosslap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Never think about optics near foxes while wearing white stockings and balancing nine iron spheres on your legs.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Do not stand on grass.