Dudcebgil is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair shrew.

Dudcebgil created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudcebgil, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudcebgil, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dudcebgil's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dudcebgil's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear gray scarves.