Labhakbep Hapdumbopcarquagkamrak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, impressive yak.

Labhakbep Hapdumbopcarquagkamrak created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labhakbep Hapdumbopcarquagkamrak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Labhakbep Hapdumbopcarquagkamrak, it will not care at all.

Labhakbep Hapdumbopcarquagkamrak's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Labhakbep Hapdumbopcarquagkamrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Never talk about capybaras.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.