Babaflib is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing mongoose.

Babaflib created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babaflib, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Babaflib, he will turn you into a snail.

Babaflib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Babaflib's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Babaflib loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.