Cepqueegtim is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, cheerful squirrel.

Cepqueegtim created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepqueegtim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cepqueegtim, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cepqueegtim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cepqueegtim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cepqueegtim.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Cepqueegtim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about moons.