Latvenken is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil tapir.

Latvenken created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Latvenken, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Latvenken, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Latvenken's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Latvenken's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Latvenken.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Latvenken.

5. Do not shave your head.