Hotnulldon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omnipotent snake.

Hotnulldon created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotnulldon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hotnulldon, it will jump up and down on your head.

Hotnulldon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Hotnulldon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hotnulldon.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.