Nanbimflan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omniscient elephant.

Nanbimflan created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanbimflan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nanbimflan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nanbimflan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nanbimflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Nanbimflan must be the most important thing in your life.