Bephamwig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient hedgehog.

Bephamwig created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bephamwig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bephamwig, she will curse you with boils.

Bephamwig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bephamwig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bephamwig.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bephamwig.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bephamwig.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never paint your legs brown.