Flablityiktonlanbud is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest tapir.

Flablityiktonlanbud created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Flablityiktonlanbud, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flablityiktonlanbud, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Flablityiktonlanbud's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Flablityiktonlanbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine geese in a large pit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must never eat rice.