Hivsasdub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, generous dragon.

Hivsasdub created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivsasdub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hivsasdub, he will come to you in dreams.

Hivsasdub's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hivsasdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect five platinum sculptures of Hivsasdub on top of important buildings.

3. Retreat if six capybaras approach from the west.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.