Binquamsom is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective coyote.

Binquamsom created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binquamsom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Binquamsom, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Binquamsom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Binquamsom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry swans.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Worship no other gods but Binquamsom.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.